Archive for the ‘Random Shit’ Category

My Really Short Obnoxious Bucket List

Posted: 11th August 2012 by That Ghoul Ava in Random Shit

Yes, I know – I haven’t written a blog post in over a year. Well, that’s not ENTIRELY true -Not counting the things I write for other sites, I’ve started about 20 posts for this blog; I just didn’t finish any, so eat me. You would think not being able to work, go anywhere or [...]

A random joke

Posted: 17th July 2011 by That Ghoul Ava in Random Shit

A man hurts his elbow somehow. It’s giving him a lot of problems, so he makes an appointment with his doctor. The doctor comes into the room, and listens to the man explain the symptoms. But rather than look at the elbow, he asks him to urinate in a cup. The man is a bit [...]

How much can one person take?

Posted: 18th April 2011 by That Ghoul Ava in Random Shit

It’s no secret I’ve been sick for awhile now. It’s also secret that no one is 100% sure of what’s wrong with me. It started out with general pain in the upper shoulder and back. Eventually it migrated all over, but different areas would hurt at different times. Then the skin started burning. It became [...]

Well….I’m pregnant

Posted: 10th November 2010 by That Ghoul Ava in Events, Random Shit

Never thought this day would come – not because I particularly hoped for it, but because I was trying to avoid it all together. We were told that due to past illnesses and medications, any chance I had of getting pregnant was out the window. Well Shit.

Lament of a Fallen Envy

Posted: 5th November 2010 by That Ghoul Ava in Random Shit

So I received word today that a “friend” committed suicide. I’m not putting friend in quotes because the meaning lacks sincerity, but simply because I never met this person face to face. I’ve talked literally thousands of people through the various social media networks – some I’ve met, some I haven’t. I’ve talked to many [...]

The Dog & Cat Diaries

Posted: 30th September 2010 by That Ghoul Ava in Random Shit

I hate cats. I hate everything about them. They’re sneaky, creepy, arrogant and just not fun. They just LOOK evil. They’re not like dogs. Dogs love you. REALLY love you. They love walks, they love playing – hell, you can be the biggest asshole in the world, and the dog still loves you. It’s almost [...]

Feminism – awwww, isn’t that CUTE?

Posted: 17th September 2010 by That Ghoul Ava in Drunk rantings, Offensive shit!, Random Shit

I’m female. I know, I know, I’ll give you a minute to recover from shock, but yes – I’m a chick. I’m not some girlie girl either. You won’t see me having Sex & the City Movie Marathons, spending time on my nails, or wearing anything pink. Quite honestly, I’m much happier up to my [...]

The Church Of Bacon

Posted: 26th July 2010 by That Ghoul Ava in Drunk rantings, Offensive shit!, Random Shit

Bacon, oh, bacon! You wonderful thing! You make mankind all rise and sing! The grease that comes, from your rich loins, are an unequal sum to millions of coins. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, Teatime, bartime,& late night too! Every meal is a winner & more enjoyable with you! Wrapped on scallops, or in Korean stew -nothing [...]

How to not be a Twitter Twat

Posted: 22nd June 2010 by That Ghoul Ava in Random Shit

Ahhhhhh Twitter. The social networking site for the ADD generation. All your news, chatting, giveaways…you name it, all summed up in 140 characters or a less. Most of you, like me, probably use it, and use it often. Hell, you probably heard about this post from it. It’s amazing. Unfortunately, with social networking, comes social [...]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s AVA!

Posted: 22nd May 2010 by That Ghoul Ava in Random Shit

Let me start out by saying I have no idea what I’m doing.  Absolutely none. I am not qualified to be a writer – I’m an engineer, for fucks sake; we shouldn’t be allowed to talk to real people as it is. Usually I keep my rantings & offensive ramblings to twitter, but do you [...]