Let me start out by saying I have no idea what I’m doing. Absolutely none. I am not qualified to be a writer – I’m an engineer, for fucks sake; we shouldn’t be allowed to talk to real people as it is. Usually I keep my rantings & offensive ramblings to twitter, but do you have any idea how hard it is to reach full obnoxious potential and convey thoughts in 140 characters or less? It doesn’t work very well.
So what will I be doing here? I dunno. Most of the shit that comes out of my mouth isn’t fit for that other gaming blog I co write on, so that douche Horror Extreme for the excellent horror site http://horror-extreme.com/ offered to give me my own little corner of the internet in exchange for writing a review here and there – despite me being extremely unqualified. If you’re somewhat familiar with me, you already know how obnoxious, crass, crude, rude, honest and un-politically correct I am. The shit that comes out of my mouth can shock truckers and republicans alike.
See? Just like that. I’m an equal opportunity offender – I hate everything equally. Racist, sexist, & religious jokes and shocking humor are all fair game to me. Now it doesn’t mean I believe the shocking crap that comes out of my mouth – remember, there’s a huge difference in believing stereotypes, and laughing at them….and I laugh at everything.
So I guess I should tell you a little about me. I’m in my early 30s, I’m a mechanical design engineer. I live with a German jackass named Nick in a suburb right outside Chicago. I also like a lot of shit. Aside from random crude and obnoxious humor, I love my booze. I love my horror. I love my video games. I love modifying shit around the house until it blows up. All of these things will probably be discussed here, on a schedule of “whenever the fuck I feel like it”.
And just in case you’re still kinda fuzzy on the kind of person I am, I’ll borrow the disclaimer from my host’s home page
EXTREME GRAPHIC WARNING
CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED!
In conclusion, until my next post:
See you soon!